Screen Queens

Hi there! We just got back from the Jurassic era, and girl, it's a MESS. That being said, this week we talk about the dinosaur movie The End of Oak Street.
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Hey, ya'll. Us again. Sorry we kept you waiting. We were busy having colonics and just lost track of the time. Speaking of things that have nothing to do with each other, this week we talk about the 1985 movie Brazil, which, just like colonics, has nothing to do with Brazil. Wanna know what we think of this movie? Listen to the end to find out!
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Everybody knows that when you're here, you're family, and if you're a Lannister, that has an entirely different meaning. But we digress; this week we talk about the extremely family-friendly film made by families for families, Evil Dead Burn. It's the newest installment in the, you guessed it, Evil Dead Franchise, and it'll twist your tits off! Wanna know what we think of this movie? Listen to the end to find out!
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Hey, Famela! We're back! We just returned from a much-needed vacation to the La Brea Tar Pits, and we feel more refreshed than ever! This week, we aren't discussing a movie, but we have plenty of drama to cover, and it's all about "House of the Dragon." We recap and review the first episode of the long-awaited season three, and oh girl, it had us shaking in our boots! Want to know our thoughts on this episode? Listen until the end to find out!
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Sorry we've been gone so long. We got lost in the shittiest office building and had to eat our way out of it! Anyhow, this week we wandered the hallways of the Backrooms, and girl, Nate and Jeremiah would never. Happy Pride, babes!
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Hey, sorry it took us so long to get another episode out. We just got done running a pyramid scheme on your extended family and a train on your grandad. Now that that's out of the way, we are going to fill your ear holes with the sweet sounds of two middle-aged queers squawking about the most fashionably late sequel 20 years in the making, The Devil Wears Prada 2. It stars everyone from the first one, so don't even try us, ho. If you don't know who's in it, you'd better ask Google, beech!
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Hey Fashinistas! Miranda is always fifteen minutes early, so that means you're already late. That's all. 
 
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Howdy, space cadets! Ever wonder what it would be like to become best friends with 8 potatoes stuck together to form an intergalactic sentient being? Well imagine not further, because this week we recap and review the newest Ryan Gosling-led sci-fi flick, Project Hail Mary. Wanna know what we think of this movie? Listen until the end to find out!
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Wake up, sleepy head! It's us again, and we're clawing at your ears this week with the 1992 Werecat horror (comedy?) movie ripped straight from the mind of Stephen King, Sleepwalkers. This movie doesn't star a single person you've ever heard of, nor does it involve sleepwalking, but if you like cats and bad jokes, then this movie is for you! Wanna know what we think of this movie? Listen until the end to find out!
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Howdy, hos! We're back and worse than ever, but that hasn't stopped us before. This week, we dig up some hot graveyard goss and spill that rancid tea all over your lap with our review of the monster-driven love story, The Bride. This movie stars Jessie Buckley as a bucket full of acting chops, Christian Bale as a big, green dancing queen, Annette Bening as Dr. Amelia Cordelia Bedelia, Penelope Cruz as face and body card no limit, and... Julianne Hough? Wanna know what we think of this movie? Listen until the end to find out!
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Hey boo! It's us. We called you like seven hundred times and you didn't answer, so you gave us no choice but to show up at your work unannounced, dressed as a singing telegram clown, so we could catch a whiff of your cologne. But we digress. This week we racep and review the season finale of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and spoil every part of it. Wanna know what we think about it? Listen to the end to find out!
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Hi! Sorry we were gone so long. We were in jail. Now that we're out on bail, we've had a chance to catch up on the HBO GOT spinoff, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! This week we talk about three episodes that could have been just one, and we get into it, babes! Wanna know what we think of episodes three through five? Listen to the end to find out!
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Hi there!. Welcome to week two of our recap and review of the HBO series, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! This week is all about long dong, and if you've seen this episode, you know. Wanna know what we think of episode two? Listen to the end to find out!
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Hi there! Welcome back to your gay uncle's second-favorite podcast! This week, we dive back into the land of television and talk all things Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and unnecessary depictions of diarrhea. Wanna know what we think of this episode? Listen to the end to find out.
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Hi again! It's us, and this week we aren't discussing one movie; we are discussing the list of movies we reviewed over the course of a year (2025). It's easy listening and just a relaxing good time. Enjoy!
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It's 2026, and we would be grateful if you could tell us in the comments down below what fresh hell awaits us! While you do that, we are going to recap and review the 1992 dramedy, Hero! This movie stars Geena Davis as the same first name and last name news reporter, Joan Cusack as fed up with your shenanigans, Dustin Hoffman as molasses, and Andy Garcia as the hot one.
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Hey losers (get it?)! Us again. This week, we talk all things clown in a recap and review of the final episode of Welcome to Derry, season one. We spoil it, so if you haven't watched it yet, then go away and come back unless you'd rather hear us talk about it instead.
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Hi again. We're back - much to everyone's chagrin - and this week we're talking about the action movie that surprisingly has nothing to do with reindeer, Reindeer Games. It came out in 2000 (good for her!) and it stars Ben Affleck, a regular man with a regular stolen identity, Charlize Theron, who famously said this is her worst movie (jury is still out), and Gary Sinise, who really just wants to rob a casino, okay?!
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This week on our Welcome to Derry recap and review, we talk about all things episode seven, and especially why you shouldn't lock yourself in a metal box while a building burns down around you. Enjoy!
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Hey, betch! Grab your guns and ice skates, because this week we're talking about bleach-blond bobs and water wheels as torture devices in the 1996 action-thriller, The Long Kiss Goodnight. This movie stars Geena Davis as a chef, Samuel L. Jackson as a Geena Davis' sous chef, and Geena Davis' blond bob as first billing.Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here!
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